A few of the things that baby number two will learn from his or her older sister ....
1) The fine art of being a Jedi knight, a princess, a fairy, and a dog all at once.
2) The difference between toots and stinkies, primarily that you can see one and not the other.
3) The best way to defend yourself when your mom says your being too loud is to tell her you are rock starring.
4) The best uses for paper are tearing it up into bits to make snow or twisting it to make caterpillars.
5) The best diet revolves around cheese, PB and Js, chocolate and oranges.
6) The best songs to sing are the ones you have made up yourself particularly ones about how Jesus gave us booties.
7) The only color worth wearing, having in your room, and using to color is purple.
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